Average Lifespans in Mass Effect

  • Avoiding death by disease, combat, Shepard...
  • Vorcha: 20 years
  • Salarians: 40 years
  • Batarian: 80 years
  • Drell: 85 years
  • Volus: 85 years
  • Humans: 150 years
  • Turian: 150 years
  • Elcor: 500 years
  • Asari: 1,000 years
  • Krogan: 1,000+ years
  • Jenkins: 12 minutes

thegavichal:

Achievement Hunter: A Summary. 

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marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

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thekidsarentalright:

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justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

WHAT

OHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SO MUCH CUTER THAN THE CAT ONE LOOK AT RHIS FUCKING BIRD WHAT KIND OF BIRD EVEN IS IT LOOK AT IT ITD SO FCKING CUTE IT LITERALLY SAYS MEEP WHEN IT CHIRPS

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vulcantruth:

my favorite thing about worf is how sometimes he peeks out from behind things

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usscucuboth:

If the Ambassador Class that we saw on screen is graceful, then Andrew Probert’s original design adds class to it as well ….

I still like to think of this as a refit for the Ambassador Class. Maybe done after the Dominion War, when Starfleet was rebuilding, and replacing ships that were lost.

This is my internet spunk dumpster.

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