-hewastheirfriend:

when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about

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renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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and slap

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I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing

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drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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damaseas:

SCREAMING

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psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

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pteapotdactyl:

The problem the cat’s been having? Apparently his pee is super concentrated so it’s been hurting when he goes.

Now we’re going to have to leave water everywhere so that hopefully he actually starts drinking enough.

Glad it’s hopefully going to be easy to get Vinnie feeling better again.

aww, poor non-piddly Vinnie :(

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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This is my internet spunk dumpster.

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