I opened the fridge today to find a water bottle and the words “DON’T DRINK - NOT WATER.” scribbled on it.

I have never been more tempted to drink something in my entire life.

  1. nootopia reblogged this from noodlesaurus and added:
    It turns out it was tequila. May have found that out the hard way. And yes, I often wonder how I’m still alive.
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